Dear Santa,
I have been thinking about what I want for Christmas, and I am starting to realise the massive task you face each year of deciding who has been naughty and nice. In terms of my own behaviour, I can honestly confess to you that I have been at the extremes of both. It's been a tough year.
I know this perhaps doesn't make your decision in my case any easier, but I would really love a new Computer if possible.
Thanks in advance,
Rich.